All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)
All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video.
LYRICS:
Pirate:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hackers stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).
I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.
Dream Girl:
Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s.
Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked
’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report.com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
thought about goin’ but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free,
credit report.com baby!
Bike:
Check it out
Gas prices
Blowing up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy
Duration : 0:2:32
Comments
the head movement …
the head movement at the end of the new car one was priceless he looked so retarded lol they re commercials rock!!!! LOL
they make the best …
they make the best vids ever lol my mom hollers at me for singing they’re songs.
i hate the guy in …
i hate the guy in the newest vids
Fix your your own …
Fix your your own credit, CreditEZ net
Scam
Scam
O_O i wanna be in …
O_O i wanna be in one of their commercials looks like fun XD
*GASP* O NO my …
*GASP* O NO my favorite one isn’t on here!
i love the dudes …
i love the dudes head at the head of the car one! hes like bobbing, hahaha
I JUST LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS.
new car!!!
new car!!!
haha i love this …
haha i love this oneeee.!
omg there is a new one he is singing on a rollercoaster but he doesnt spell like the other ones.
i like them all
i like them all
i like the last …
i like the last song! lol! =D
lol
lol
Dream Girl is the …
Dream Girl is the best
the bike one is the …
the bike one is the best out of those buttttt the best is rockstar[:
the bike!!!
the bike!!!
alsome
alsome
the dream girl is …
the dream girl is the best’
lol
but the driving card is good
pirate ones the …
pirate ones the best!!! <3
I love the bike one …
I love the bike one the best!!!!!!!!!
these are sooooo …
these are sooooo funny! LOL
um…do you know …
um…do you know the words i know all except that one and didnt even hear of the last one until right now “bike” or something
my posses gettin …
my posses gettin laughed at.
ahahaha i love these
my favorite iz …
my favorite iz dream gurl
u 4got the 1 4 the …
u 4got the 1 4 the renesance fair
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