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by Jennifer Star

July 24th, 2009

LYRICS

Rock star Rap:

When you’re a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked-out exotic cars

It’s just how I thought it’d be
‘cept the party’s not for me
‘Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID

Free What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!)
That’s the site I’m gonna hit when I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m finding out how bad reality hurts

Bike:

Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high
Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride
Now I’m rolling eco-friendly but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had I’m singin’

F to the R to the E to the E to the
C to the R to the E D I T
re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it’s easy

New Car:

Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack
‘Cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells free-
Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rollin’ phat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting
Laughed at

Dream Girl:

Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.

No we can’t get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

Pirates:

They say a man should always dress
For the job he wants, so
Why’m I dressed up like a pirate
In this restaurant?
It’s all because some hacker
Stole my identity
Now I’m in here every evening
Serving chowder and iced tea

Shoulda gone to:
Free credit report dot com

Yee-haa!

I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts

Honors
: #73 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Film & Animation

#76 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy

#76 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy

http://www.freecreditreportband.com/

My Favorite Comment:

sincereleeblake

I was sleeping and the rockstar one came on. I started singin it before I woke up.Lol And My girlfriend started laughing at me.These commercials are the reason i watch TV.

Duration : 0:2:33

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Comments

ladiesman09ful said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

yo these videos are …
yo these videos are funny
smittlesmattle said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

Is it bad that i …
Is it bad that i know the words to every one of their commercials?
Paperclown said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

zaqkaudio : wtf

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zaqkaudio : wtf

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I already know I have a bad credit score, Rudy.
ZaqkAudio said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

IDK what ur talking …
IDK what ur talking about cause Im not Rudy and youre prob just jealous cause you cant reach his scores.
Paperclown said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

zaqkaudio: you are …
zaqkaudio: you are fake Rudy ! You use modded MAME roms for scoring !
bomby4130 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

it has nothing to …
it has nothing to do w/ him
bomby4130 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

whats that guys …
whats that guys name?
Mrglasses0620 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

wether we like it …
wether we like it or not were all gonna get this situation somehow i havent but im sure someday even though im not hoping it obviously
LuvmyPinkflipflops93 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

omg i loove this!! …
omg i loove this!! im trying to memorize all the song, but its hard!!
snickercandy101 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

I don’t know what …
I don’t know what ur talking about….. Sorry…..
xAubsterLobsterx said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

somebody said this …
somebody said this has nothing to do with michael jackson
snickercandy101 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

What?
What?
xAubsterLobsterx said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

what do u mean he …
what do u mean he isnt in it or anything and the name doesnt have his name in it
punkanimeemi said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

like the dude like …
like the dude like lip sings the commercials
MrWake7 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

huh? you confused me
huh? you confused me
ZaqkAudio said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

Yea, I didn’t see …
Yea, I didn’t see the link to that one last time. It is. The other ones just kind of annoying though. My fav is the one in the car because I have one of those Geo Metro things lol. They’re cheap and get great mileage lol. I know how much of a loser I look like now.
MyPersonalVendetta said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

The newest one is …
The newest one is the roller coaster one and is quite catchy.
itsminekay said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

does it really …
does it really matter?
I mean the commercials are still stupidly catchy!
punkanimeemi said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

did ya kno that the …
did ya kno that the guy that “sings” theese commercials doesnt really sum other guy does but this guy does sing just not the commercials *wen i found out i was so upset*
slickmagic said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

i thought that one …
i thought that one was ok
OmGitsapie said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

ive suprisingly …
ive suprisingly never seen one of these commercials on tv but th third ones the best
cullenbatt11 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

who is the brunette …
who is the brunette girl in the car commercial shes really cute.
snickercandy101 said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

What does Michael …
What does Michael Jackson have 2 do with this video?
MrWallas said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

You read my mind.
You read my mind.
MrWallas said on July 24th at 5:21 pm:

I agree with you.
I agree with you.

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